Kim Kardashian?

The Fonz has to admit that he had never heard of this particular young lady so I had to get on the Google and do a little research. From what I can tell, she's famous for doing nothing. Also, she made whoopie with a guy and filmed it. That's two strikes against her from the starting line. The Fonz likes a woman who does something for living. Idling is for motorcycles. And that dirty movie? Some things are better left to the imagination.

Sure, she has some of the physical attributes the Fonz finds attractive but what's the point of a pretty package if there's nothing inside? Would Fonzie date her? Negativo, Potsie, negativo.