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Sarah Palin?


Would the Fonz date Sarah Palin? That, shortcake, is a very good question. On the one hand, she's kind of a looker. She's also very successful and the Fonz likes a woman who can achieve. And she likes motorcycles, which is in the plus column.

On the other hand, I find her politics to be divisive. Division is for school. We need togetherness. When she talks, she makes less sense that Ralph Malph. And I heard she likes to hunt wolves from a helicopter. As a lone wolf myself, I don't find that too sporting. At least give the guy a chance! How would you like it if I hunted you with a helicopter? Uncool.

Would I date her? Probably one date. I voted for Eisenhower, we could probably talk about that. But then she'd start talking about shooting caribou and what did a caribou ever do to you?