Beauty is nothing without intelligence. Look at my motorcycle - it's a thing of beauty but it takes intelligence to create. It takes intelligence to fix, too. You have to have both sides of the coin. The intelligence compliments the beauty and verso viso, if you know what I mean.
The Fonz likes girls with glasses, too. Taking those glasses off is like unwrapping presents, and Tina Fey is the kind of present the Fonz likes to see under his tree at Christmas. Whoa.
Smart, funny, easy on the eyes. And she's a writer, and literacy is very important to the Fonz. Now, she's Greek, and sometimes the Greeks and Italians don't get along so good, but I think we could hammer out a peace treaty, if you get my drift.
She's won five Emmys, a Golden Globe and a SAG Award. I don't even know what those are, but it's very impressive.
Would the Fonz date Tina Fey? Correctomundo!
